creamdream [ Topics | Messages ] Name: Juan Location: San Diego, CA Date of Birth: January 15th, 1975 (38 years old) Astrological sign: Capricorn Status: Inactive (for 7 years) Last host: *.sharp.com Joined on: September 22nd, 2001

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About creamdream

Hailing from inland Southern California Juan was born into a working class Mexican immigrant family. Thanks largely to affirmative action he went to USC for two semesters before poor grades, immaturity and lack of his parents ability to shit money brought him back home.

After working shit jobs, getting dumped, and getting nowhere he joined the Army National Guard. Over the next 10 years he would move every 6-12 months and work his way through school because he didn't sign up for the GI Bill (long story), he finally got his BS in 2004.

Currently Juan is working on his sixth children's book after the monumental successes of his previous works such as "Your Mama is Fat And Ugly So You Will Be Too", "Your Parents Had More Kids Because You Are a Disappointment", and his Pulitzer Prize finalist nomination "How to Get High With Household Chemicals for Kids".

Interests

Guitar, Mustangs, USC and NFL football, Beer, just about anything involving tools and fixing stuff, making friends laugh

Music

Yanni, Blink182, Michael Bolton, The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Air Supply, Barenaked Ladies, The Bee Gees, Insane Clown Posse, Billy Ray Cyrus, Nelson, Crash Test Dummies, Celine Dion, Creed, Latoya Jackson, Kenny G, Molotov, Smash Mouth, Rammstein, Christina Aguilera, Dixie Chicks, Good Charlotte

Favorite Ben Folds (Five) Songs

Late - Songs For Silverman

Best Moment

I don't know if this was the best but I saw Radiohead, Oasis, Blur, and the Cure at the KROQ Weenie Roast a while back.

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