oshfr I'm cute, so deal with it. [ Topics | Messages ] Name: Josh Location: In an exploding Polar Bear's mouth. Country: Tuvalu Date of Birth: August 4th Astrological sign: Leo Occupation: Alien Abductor/Gnome Doctor/Keeper Of The Keys Status: Inactive (for 57 days) Last host: *.hsd1.ny.comcast.net Joined on: November 27th, 2002

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About oshfr

One day I met a Gnome. The Gnome was hurt after being pushed by an Alien, and I helped him. I decided from that day on I would dedicate myself to becoming a Gnome Doctor. I went to the Gnome Medical Institute after graduating High School, and there I got my degree in Gnomeology. From then on I was a Gnome Dotor!! One day I was abducted by aliens though. They told me to stop being a Gnome Doctor or they would kill me. Aleins and Gnomes had a ongoing dispute over who was cuter. So I made a deal with the aliens that if they leave the Gnomes alone, I would join them in their abduction ways. Hence, I then became an Alien Abductor and a Gnome Doctor as well. The Aliens and Gnomes came to a conclusion that I was the cutest being in the universe and we all live happily ever after!!

Interests

Music, Kayaking, Gnomes, Hiking, Mud

Music

R.E.M., The Cure, The Velvet Undergound, Rufus Wainwright, Billy Bragg, David Bowie, Teenage Fanclub, Radiohead, The Wonder Stuff, Ride, Oasis, The Ocean Blue, The Trashcan Sinatras, Weezer, U2, Bjork, The Smiths, The Sundays, Tori Amos, The Clash, Iggy and The Stooges, Sigur Ros, The Slits, The Pop Group, Travis, Lou Reed, Jellyfish, Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys, Ramones, Pixies, The Beatles, Ben Folds Five, The Replacements, Husker Du, Jeff Buckley, Peter Gabriel, They Might Be Giants, Joe Jackson, Midnight Oil, Big Star, Stevie Wonder, Tears For Fears, Sufjan Stevens, The Decemberists, Television, Matthew Sweet, Elvis Costello, Michael Penn, The Fiery Furnaces, That Petrol Emotion, Arcade Fire, Patti Smith, X-Ray Spex, Teenage Fanclub, Robyn Hitchcock, Aberfeldy, Sebadoh, Spoon, The Shins, Crowded House, Split Enz, and so much more!!

Favorite Ben Folds (Five) Songs

The Ascent Of Stan, Wandering, Underground, Evaporated, Army

Best Moment

Seeing Ben Folds Five at the 9:30 club two weeks after the first album came out and with only 30 other people!! Opened with Chopsticks, closed with Video Killed The Radio Star. And of course the greatest Ben show of all time at The Roseland: June 13, 2002

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